Jenny 0;  Turnpike 1.
The medication the ER dispensed to me helped me sleep through my 5 hour flight to Newark.  I just realized I've never been to this airport.  That idea always seem to excite me.  Hey, when you travel as much as I do, you have to get excited over something.  As I looked out my window, I saw the New York cityscape off in the not-too-distant horizon.  Wow, I didn't realize that how close Newark airport was to NYC.  It made me happy to see her again.
After getting off the plane, I made my way throught the maze that is Newark.  I think it's a close second to O'Hare as far as a nightmare.   I got my luggage from Baggage claim and headed to car rental.  My goodness!! the Air Train was slower than artic molasses.  At the rental desk, I innocently asked if there were tolls on my way - he looked at me like I was from California.  Oh well... when I finally got to my rental car, it hot, humid and I was so tired.  Princeton, here I come!!
Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.  I got past the first toll only to realize I was on the wrong side and missed the 95 S - i.e. Turnpike South.  I was on Turnpike North with New York city closing in on my dashboard.  Panicked?  YES.  People, I will NEVER EVER complain about Calfornia freeways again.  This is madness... there are no exits and when you do take an "exit" it's a another freeway to a tunnel.  
At the next toll booth, the attendant took my dollar and asked me how my day was going.  I started to pour out my soul to the poor fellow.  "I'm lost!! I don't know where I am and I need to get back to the 95 South."  He smiles and said to follow the 3 to the Turnpike South.  It was a squirly way back, but it worked.
So, after an 18 mile detour, I ended back at the airport and headed out to my hotel.  Again, I missed one other Highway, but, after an hour and half I finally got to my hotel.  I was still hurting, but now I was in a Heavenly Bed.