Airport Blog: Maximum Exposure

It was another busy Monday morning at the Burbank Airport. I was going through security as usual. As I struggled to take my coat off and rush my luggage through the x-ray, I noticed a lot of security guys from the other lanes giving me an all-too-knowing grimace. Their eyes focused on my blouse. I looked down to see my chest mimicking a Pam Anderson paparazzi photo party. Two of the top buttons had unbutton and the boys were loose! Here I was, holding up security traffic as I nervously tried to button up as smiling TIA and other amused travelers looked on. Ah, yes, a day in the life of a road warrior.